Anonymous asked: can you please have my babies?
i'm not exactly sure how that's possible since i don't have a penis and all, but we can pretend. i like pretending, and i know you do too.
yes i can.
even as a virgin.
i will have your children.
now.
When I graduate, I will sneak into all my teachers’ bedrooms and do this:
(Source: theerasedcitizen)
Just Listen ; Its like sex to the ears.
One Less Lonely Girl ; French Version.
definitely sex to the ears. holy shit.
fuckfuckfuck.
I love Canadians.all of the above^
^^^
(Source: jdrew-z)
Trying to memorize this:
Me right now:
how does ANYONE remeber that much shit?! and why is it so fucking fast?!
yo! Breezy! Bieber!
i already have chris’s part… brb listening to this for 72034702348 hours so i learn it
(Source: majesticbieber)
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
omg
this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library
lol
(Source: twotruths-go)
megantrussell asked: MORGASM
i <3 you
im so angry with you for moving away without me.
but....
remember that time i called you a while back and i was crying because mitch was being a dick?
well, thankyou.
cause even all the way from california, where you couldnt kick his ass for me, you still made me feel better. cause thats what friends do.
so anyway, nothins wrong now.
just seein whats up
:D
why in the world are you perfect?
i’ve been going through hell with all of my “friends” back in georgia. this is definitely what i needed.
i love you so much and i’m so happy i could help you at that time. :D
it’s what i do and what i’m here for.
don’t worry. in a short month + some days, we will be reunited. with alcohol. lots of it. ^_^
<3 <3 <3
When your mom cries and you’re just like
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes
Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
(Source: thanhv)
